DisMember writes
Theatrical reviews and regional grandstanding won him the crown. The prisons themselves are entirely incidental.
The historical echo
Richard Burgon
24 July 2019 · House of Commons
What they said
Burgon's had enough of the Justice Ministry's 'warm words' and 'media stunts', demanding action for kids stuck in a prison 'spiral' rather than just more leadership pitches.
"I am sorry to say that I am sick of the warm words, sick of the speeches giving the impression that something is being done, and sick of the media stunts that serve as a springboard for leadership bids."
DisMember on 24 July 2026 — why this matters today
On 24 July 2019, Richard Burgon rose in the Commons to express his exhaustion with the Ministry of Justice. He was, he declared, utterly "sick of the media stunts that serve as a springboard for leadership bids" while the prison system crumbled.
Seven years on, Burgon's grim prophecy has been gloriously fulfilled, albeit by his own side. Behold Andy Burnham, a man who has successfully turned the entire North of England into a springboard for his premiership, arriving at his newly minted "northern branch" of Number 10. And what is his very first intervention in the justice system? He has halted the early prisoner release scheme pending an "urgent review."
It is the ultimate mayoral media stunt, designed to look tough while changing absolutely nothing about the chronic lack of cell space. Kemi Badenoch correctly notes that the new Prime Minister is "still thinking like the mayor of Manchester." But why wouldn't he? Theatrical reviews and regional grandstanding won him the crown. The prisons themselves are entirely incidental. For Burnham, as Burgon inadvertently prophesied, the penal system is simply a backdrop for a press release.
The contemporary echo
Andy Burnham's first act on prisons is a theatrical pause for a 'review', perfectly fulfilling Burgon's 2019 warning about justice policy being used as a media stunt for ambitious leaders.
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