DisMember writes
The Tory high command have resorted to the political equivalent of calling the council to complain about Nigel Farage's garden fence.
The historical echo
Tom Tugendhat
23 July 2024 · House of Commons
What they said
Tugendhat uses his speaking time to turn the House of Commons into a high-brow school yearbook, complete with ice cream reviews and pier-based psychological profiling.
"The hon. Member for Clacton (Nigel Farage) surprised us all by actually discussing the subject of the debate."
DisMember on 23 July 2026 — why this matters today
Back in the halcyon days of July 2024, Tom Tugendhat stood in the Commons and offered a dose of patrician sarcasm regarding the new Member for Clacton. "The hon. Member for Clacton surprised us all by actually discussing the subject of the debate," Tugendhat purred, painting Nigel Farage as a populist novelty act who had accidentally stumbled onto the correct page of the Order Paper.
Two years later, the ghost of Farage’s parliamentary debut is haunting Conservative Campaign Headquarters. The Tories are no longer amused by his rhetorical focus; they are actively trying to destroy it by demanding HMRC investigate a £5m tax-free crypto gift bestowed upon the Reform leader by billionaire Christopher Harborne.
It is the ultimate compliment paid by a dying establishment to a thriving insurgent. Having failed to out-debate Farage, out-campaign him, or out-flank him on immigration, Kevin Hollinrake and the Tory high command have resorted to the political equivalent of calling the council to complain about his garden fence. Tugendhat once mocked Farage for sticking to the subject. Today, unable to beat him at the ballot box, the Conservatives are desperately praying the taxman can change it.
The contemporary echo
Tom Tugendhat’s sarcastic 2024 tribute to Nigel Farage’s focus on the debate now haunts the Conservative Party’s attempts to scrutinise his £5m crypto windfall.
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