Gove manages to pivot from school place funding to the Kama Sutra, confirming that parliamentary debate is essentially just a very angry library.

"He has had more contorted positions on free schools than some Indian sex manuals that I could name."

Michael Gove, then Education Secretary, defends the government's record on school places against criticism from Shadow Education Secretary Tristram Hunt. Gove deflects blame onto the previous Labour administration's record and uses an incendiary comparison to attack Hunt's shifting policy positions.